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A few of robbie's knock knock jokesKnock knock! Whose there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to let me in!Knock knock! Whose there? Anna. Anna who? Anna noying habit you have locking the doorlike this! Knock knock! Whose there? Paula. Paula who? Paula the door open and you will see! Knock Knock! Whose there? Annette. Anette who? Annette curtain! Knock Knock! Whose there? Angus. Angus who? Angus me coat up and put the kettle on! What do you call a man with three eyes? Seymour. What is a computer byte? I did’nt even know they had teeth! Where do fish sleep? On a water bed. How do you make a milk shake? Take it to a scary movie. Why are you staring at the orange juice carton? Because it says ‘concentrate’. Now Robbie, why are you carrying a ladder to school? Because I am going to high school. Why did you throw the butter out of the window? I wanted to see the butterfly Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn’t peeling well. Why did the doll blush? Because she saw the teddy bear. Why do prisoners take pens to their prison cell? To do long sentences. Why did the car driver close his eyes? Because the traffic light was changing. Why did the doctor operate on the man who had swallowed a pink pen? Because he had a-cute-pen-inside-us. Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? Because he saw the salad dressing. Robbie, why are you taking a pencil to your bedroom? So that I can draw the curtains. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the bottom.(oops) The Amazing Golf Ball.A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!" "Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?" "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it." "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?" "Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed." "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?" "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!" The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?" "I found it |
